MEMBER BLOG TAG: lawyer
| Friday, December 14, 2007 10:42AM | | | | DO YOU HAVE A RAPTURE LAWYER? | Tags: religion, estate, rapture, church, pope, Southern Baptist, lawyer, liberal, Supreme Court, Jesus,
| | | | The Lord is going to return very soon, probably before the next election. If your chances of being raptured are greater than those of a pecan pie at a Baptist picnic you need a rapture lawyer. As you rise into glory, what happens to your estate?
You may think you don't need a rapture lawyer because you have a valid will leaving everything to your wife. What if the rapture comes while you are driving your car, you disappear in the air, and your car goes smash into an X-rated video store? Your wife is going to the poor house, and your estate is going to a pornographer and pervert.
You may think you don't need a rapture lawyer because you have given up driving, along... | | | | | |
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