When Thurston and Elaine met Brother Jerry in Tel Aviv he was exactly what they had expected. Thurston expected he would be ponderous as befitted a Senator, CEO, college president, or preacher. Elaine expected he would be fulsome as befitted a Senator, CEO, college president, or preacher. Israel was not what they expected.
Chillicothe is dry, yea, verily, arid. Bereft of water, devoid of alcohol, more familiar with droughts than drams. In Chillicothe gobbles were more popular than gulps. For an orgy, Thurston and Elaine went to the “all the spaghetti you can eat” fund-raiser for the Lion’s Club.
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